it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
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