Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
Betty ford says i'm here all night
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
Randomize
