check it out our google latitudes are spooning
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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