then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
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