Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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