mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
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