she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I can't trust your balls anymore.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
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