i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
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