I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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