GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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