physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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