So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
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