Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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