p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
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