I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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