whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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