Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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