I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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