Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
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