Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
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