Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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