She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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