I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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