What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
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