I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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