its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
wow bdsm is so cute
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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