Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
now i know why i became what i already was.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
Randomize
