she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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