Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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