My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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