she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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