I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
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