Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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