I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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