butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Can I crash on your couch? I just came home to find my wife giving two guys blowjobs.
Two?
Two.
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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