He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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