If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
