We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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