I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
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