I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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