You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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