she woke up with a sticky ear
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
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