her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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