you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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