ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
why do cheetos always look like penises
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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