I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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