hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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