where does the pee come out of this thing
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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