so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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