i permit you to call me
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Randomize
