Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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