I think im going to throw up on grandma
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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