he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
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