One girl and one boy is just not enough.
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Can I color on your dick again?
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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