I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
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