Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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