Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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